*Slaps Forehead*

January 30, 2010 George 3 comments

I keep reading over and over and over again, “right-wingers want corporations to have the same rights as a person!” In fact, in some cases, people are being pretty funny about it (hat tip to A.C. Kleinheider at Nashville Post Politics).

I don’t know how many other ways to say it before I start telling people to put their babies in their blenders: the Constitutional question in this case had nothing to do with defining an individual or a corporation, or positively conferring the rights of one on the other. It also had little to do with campaign contributions as free speech in the sense that Buckley v. Valeo addressed this question (although, as I have argued previously, that precedent is certainly important to the way people ought to be thinking about this case).

The chief Constitutional question in this case is whether or not McCain-Feingold was an overreach by the United States Congress, as determined by the restrictions imposed on the First Branch by the Bill of Rights. Once again, just for drill (emphasis added by me):

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

If you refuse to accept this as the win for America that it is, and are still seething from all the frothy-mouthed pseudo-populist nonsense that OFA blasts out in its weekly emails, then I don’t know if anyone can help you. And you might want to think about moving.

Why I Don’t Oppose the Citizens United SCOTUS Decision

January 27, 2010 George 3 comments

The more I think about it, the more I’m frustrated with the false choice with which the Left has presented America, regarding the recent SCOTUS reversal of campaign finance legislation. The false choice says that if you’re not with We the People, then you’re an evil conservative who supports the evil use of evil corporate money in our otherwise untarnished political process…how patriotic.

But is the issue here a matter of for-profit corporations writing checks for “unlimited sums” of money for politically conservative ad buys for Republican candidates, mucking up the system and drowning out the voices of the teeming masses? Well, I suppose you could argue that…in fact, Nashville-based progressive blogger Sean Braisted did just that:

If Conservatives want to claim that corporations are just groups of individuals getting together to speak, then we ought to know who those individuals speaking are.

Braisted – who I admittedly don’t know from Adam – was writing in response to a bill that Tennessee State Senator Andy Berke recently introduced to State Senate that would require disclosure by corporations of the monies they donate to political campaigns in Tennessee. Fine. The court struck down a federal law; use the state legislative process to settle the issue (until, of course, Tennessee’s as-yet-unheard-of version of Citizen’s United files suit over a similar issue).

So many populist progressives have ignored in their opposition to the high Court’s decision that labor unions also benefit from the decision. But who gets to give, when, and how much isn’t the fundamental issue here, nor is it an issue whether or not the Court has conferred de jure rights of the individual on incorporated entities; at issue is the Congressional action to generally limit political speech. Where progressives miss in their arguments is in confronting the Court with a frame that says “you’re either with the people, or you think that corporations should have rights of individuals.” But it’s not as simple as that. The last time I read the US Constitution, the First Amendment said:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

In no part of this amendment did the Framers even attempt to make a distinction between individuals and incorporated entities…but the burden should not be upon proponents of the Court’s decision to argue that a corporation has or deserves a right to political speech; the burden should be on the Court’s detractors to argue that a corporation shouldn’t or doesn’t have these rights inherently. Huffing about, pointing fingers, and yelling “No fair!” isn’t going to get it done.

Perhaps the frustration comes from the Court’s 1976 landmark decision in Buckley v. Valeo, which held that contributions by individuals are forms of political speech, and since politicians are corrupt – not contributors – the government didn’t have a compelling reason to limit that political speech. If the Court made a distinction between individuals and corporations then, why are corporations all of a sudden exempted from restrictions? Isn’t this a clear-cut case of conservative judicial activism? I don’t think so, especially when you think about the practical outcomes of this decision (as opposed to the doomsday prophecies). Marc Ambinder over at The Atlantic has some great prospective analysis:

Politics co-exists with an anti-incumbent, anti-Washington environment. Corporations exist in an environment where anything Big is suspect, including name corporations. Consumer brands tend to fare better, but the companies that might be inclined to invest in a particular candidate are those with deep claws in the economy. Smart companies aren’t going to take risky bets…

Corporate boards are risk averse. Smart CEOs don’t want to risk internal conflict on boards when deciding which political candidates to back directly. there will be innumerable potential conflicts of interests; perhaps a board member for company X, which is regulated by Congressman Y, also sits on the board of company Z, which plans to run advertisements attacking Congressman Y for another reason. Down the line, one can envision three scenarios: corporate boards stay out of politics; corporate boardrooms become less ideological diverse; corporate boardrooms are riven by internal political disputes…

Brian Fung, a whiz-kid political thinker, suggests a tenth — a company faces ostracism by the winner if its chosen candidate loses and the corporation’s been firing both barrels during the campaign. For the most part, the corporations won’t support the hyper-partisan candidates on either side. They’re likely to support incumbents — or, if the incumbent has done something really objectionable, an opponent. My guess that is corporations would probably be more likely to run milquetoast ads in favor of incumbents to curry favor with them, rather than ads attacking candidates.

In a comment thread on another blog, Braisted made a good point:

[Before this ruling]…Every citizen had the same rights to political speech as every other citizen…this ruling simply expanded the bullhorn for those with the most.

Not to belabor the point, but unions may also now play in this political space – not just Exxon, Halliburton, and everyone else that the Left hates – so now pro-Republican corporations and pro-Democrat labor unions have the same rights to political speech; and let’s not also forget that technology giant Apple, Inc. parted ways with the typically pro-Republican U.S. Chamber of Commerce last fall over the Chamber’s opposition to cap-and-trade legislation. Does that make the use of large sums of corporate funds in a political campaign okay? Well, I don’t exactly know…but I’m waiting to hear a good case as to why not.

As far as I can tell, Hollywood production studios have been using large sums of money for leftist political speech for a long time. Where was the populist outcry during all those years? Is this really a populist outcry in the first place? Or is it merely the boiling point for a progressive movement/Democratic Party that has nothing to show for its leader’s first year in office, and faces dreadful poll numbers as we near the 2010 midterm elections this November? The only thing of which I can be sure at this point is that this issue is not a “with us/against us” issue, and I don’t appreciate the frame being thrust upon me. The Supreme Court can speak for itself – and I think it has.

But in the meantime, I reach back to Buckley to offer Sean Braisted, progressives, populists, and Sen. Andy Berke a compromise: since politicians – not corporations or individual contributors – are inherently corrupt, how about a bill requiring politicians to disclose every corporate contribution they accept, from whom, when, how much, and for what purpose it was spent? It could be flashy new section on campaign websites, and a huge win for transparency advocates and populists alike. If this issue really is a populist issue, and we are to distrust government at all turns, then this ought to be an acceptable compromise; so let’s hold the government’s feet to the fire.

EDGE: Rightroots

January 27, 2010 George 3 comments

So James “ACORN-buster” O’Keefe III – paid employee of CPAC 2010 Journalist of the Year Nominee Andrew Breitbart of BigGovernment.com, Big Hollywood, and Breitbart TV fame – got nailed by the FBI trying to wiretap phones and was charged with a felony at the offices of Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA). *If he is guilty of a felony,* then “what an ass.”

That being said, the Netroots are going nuts over this, treating it like they’ve taken a scalp of a major conservative thought leader, and seem to be insinuating with their vitriolic gestations that ACORN is somehow now off the hook for helping someone (O’Keefe’s pimp character) get tax relief for a home purchase where he and his fictitious hooker harem would ostensibly reside, or for offering tax filing help for prostitutes in states where prostitution is illegal. Judging by the Left’s reaction to O’Keefe’s sting, you’d think we had finally found Osama bin Laden.

Apparently ACORN is still a wee bit bitter about O'Keefe's investigative journalism

Here are a few things I think are worth noting, to help keep things in perspective:

1. Republican strategist Patrick Ruffini once predicted that ACORN would be the most damaging past association of President Obama (moreso than William Ayers or Jeremiah Wright). The Obama administration refused to distance itself from ACORN until O’Keefe’s video piece broke, and ACORN subsequently lost its contract to perform work for the Census Bureau on the precipice of a key midterm year for Republicans. Edge: Rightroots.

2. Until O’Keefe’s video work broke, nobody knew who he was – and some people STILL don’t know who he is. They just know about “that goofy white pimp that busted ACORN.” Sure, people know who Andrew Breitbart is – especially political operatives and the tech-savvy with their own web presences – but it’s not like the name “Breitbart” carries the same name notoriety for John Q. Conservative that the name “Palin” or “Gingrich” or even “Reagan” does; certainly it doesn’t carry the same notoriety/daily relevance as the name “Obama” does for John Q. Liberal. Even IF the Left can find some credible connection between Andrew Breitbart and the Landrieu wiretapping, and they manage to bring him down, there isn’t another first-ever black president laying around. So, regardless of O’Keefe’s arrest, the long-term credibility edge still goes to Breitbart and the Rightroots.

3. The Left’s (over)reaction to O’Keefegate can be (and probably should be) taken two ways: a) Andrew Breitbart (and, more importantly, the way in which the Right has learned to organize and drive messaging online, well outside the scope of FOX News and talk radio) is a HUGE threat to the 21st century liberal movement, and/or b) the Hope-n-Changers are still stinging from the electoral defeats of John Corzine, Creigh Deeds, and Martha Coakley and are REALLY nervous about losing whatever momentum they thought had. This O’Keefegate thing is a drop of blood in a very wide and deep ocean, and the number of sharks ferociously circling shows us just how hungry the Netroots are for ANYthing bad to happen to the Right right now. Again, edge: Rightroots.

So keep your pants on, Left. It’s going to be a looooooong 2010.

Survival Kit Drive in DC – Sunday, January 17 – 11a-4p

January 15, 2010 George Leave a comment

From an email I just received (hyperlinks added by me):

Info from the Haitian Embassy:

Plans are coming together for a trip of Matador volunteers to go to Haiti to assist in earthquake recovery and relief.  NOAH is also gearing up to head to Haiti. Whether you express your interest in going, or want to help from home, here is a list of much needed items the items we want to take with us. Consider starting a collection among your friends and family members. Every donation – big or small – makes a difference.

We will be conducting a Survival Kit Drive THIS Sunday January 17, 2010 from 11am – 4pm at the Embassy of the Republic of Haiti in Washington, DC located at 2311 Massachusetts Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20008. In appreciation of your assistance light refreshments will be available.

If you have any questions or concerns, please contact Johann (718.755.0119) or Meme (202.904.9070). Below are a list of items needed immediately. Many can be found at your local dollar store or even the One Spot in your local Target. Please spread the word to all because a MAJOR group effort is needed to get Haiti through this. I appreciate and thank you in advance for all your prayers, help and support.

ITEMS BEING COLLECTED:

Baby formula (dry/powder)
Baby wipes
Baby bottles
Diapers
Baby clothes
Toiletries (shampoo, soap, toothpaste)
Hand sanitizer
Vitamins
First aid kits
Over the counter medicines
Socks
Blankets
Mosquito repellent
Flashlights
Batteries
Candles
Flip flops
T-shirts, pants, lightweight jacket
Non-perishable food that’s not in cans (seal-paks of tuna or sardines, for example)

There are dozens more items; this is just a starter list – think flat, lightweight, easily packable. Please contact the Haitian Embassy for more information or questions you may have about the event or other ways to assist.

Looks like a great opportunity for Washingtonians to volunteer their time and resources – please consider swinging by the Haitian Embassy when you’re out and about this weekend.

Is Coakley Crumbling?

January 14, 2010 George Leave a comment

After hitting up DC lobbyists for their cold, hard cash, only to discover that Scott Brown would overtake her in a Suffolk University poll, is it safe to say that Attorney General Martha Coakley is done?

I’m not sure I know the answer – but I received the following solicitation earlier tonight on the American University graduate student listserv:

For those who are interested:

The Martha Coakley Campaign is looking for Virtual Phone Bank Volunteers from now until the election on Tuesday, January 19th.  It is really easy to use and runs on your own computer or laptop and will work anywhere with an internet connection.  Calling hours are typically 9am-9pm, but you can do as many hours as you like on your own schedule.

If you are interested please email Kate Foster, the Virtual Phone Bank Volunteer Coordinator, at xxxxx@marthacoakley.com.

Thank you for your time and I hope the beginning of the semester is going well for everyone.

Okay, so is it a huge deal to solicit college kids and grad students to phone bank? No. Does it look desperate as Hell when the solicitation comes less than a week from the special election, especially when you’ve outspent your opponent 2:1? Absolutely.

There’s a lot on the line for this race – the Democrats’ filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, for one thing:

Brown has boasted that if he wins, he’ll be the linchpin in a successful GOP filibuster of health care reform, and Coakley has stressed on the campaign that she would be the 60th vote to deliver one of Kennedy’s top priorities. If Brown were to win, Democrats would have to drop everything and fly to Maine to find out what Republican moderates Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe might want in exchange for their votes.

Now, interim Massachusetts Senator Paul Kirk has warned that Democrats will stall seating Brown in the case of a Coakley upset, but as Republican strategist Patrick Ruffini noted, Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) was sworn in 6 days after a 1996 election. I guess it depends on what your own personal model of representation looks like – but as an opponent of this nasty healthcare handout “reform” bill, it seems an awful lot to me like the Democratic Party is putting politics ahead of principles.

Looks to me like Democrats everywhere are bracing for impact – and I’m looking for a big upset win by Scott Brown next Tuesday.

YOU LIE! – Part 2

January 14, 2010 George Leave a comment

Obama says:

So here’s John McCain’s radical plan in a nutshell: He taxes health care benefits for the first time in history; millions lose the health care they have; millions pay more for the health care they get; drug and insurance companies continue to profit; and middle-class families watch the system they rely on begin to unravel before their eyes.

Obama does:

The White House and Congressional leaders have reached a tentative deal on a proposed excise tax on high-cost, employer-sponsored insurance plans to be included in the final version of major health care legislation, according to officials familiar with the talks.

Officials did not immediately provide details of the tentative agreement, but it is expected to include an increase in the thresholds at which policies are hit by the tax.

Don’t forget also that the mainstream media picked it up and ran with it.

Look, I wasn’t crazy about John McCain either. I was a McCain voter by default – and I’m also a Tennessean, so with almost a half million advantage for McCain, it didn’t really matter how I voted. Nevertheless, here’s an open question for the left: what makes taxing insurance plans radical when John McCain says it, but not when Barack Obama and the Democratic Party do it?

John McCain is so old...his Social Security Number is 1!

YOU LIE!

January 13, 2010 George Leave a comment

Obama says:

Obama does:

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama will ask Congress for an additional $33 billion to fight unpopular wars in Afghanistan and Iraq on top of a record $708 billion for the Defense Department next year, The Associated Press has learned – a request that could be an especially hard sell to some of the administration’s Democratic allies.

The extra $33 billion in 2010 would mostly go toward the expansion of the war in Afghanistan. Obama ordered an extra 30,000 troops for that war as part of an overhaul of the war strategy late last year.

Military officials have suggested that the 2011 request would top $700 billion for the first time, but the precise figure has not been made public.

Get it?

Barack Obama said he was gonna end the war and restore America's image as a moral leader and he was gonna leave all those people alone...and...and...hegemony is baaaad.....capitalism baaaaaaaad.....YOU RACIST!

Turns out Barack Obama is just a run-of-the-mill, good-fer-nuthin’ politician. Try not to cry, America.

BREAKING: New Terror Group Revealed in JFK Arrest

January 12, 2010 George Leave a comment

From an email from my grandfather:

TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK

NEW YORK – A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns,’ but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, ‘there are three sides to every triangle.’”

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.” White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

It is believed the Nobel Prize in Physics will follow.

My grandfather is the former Chair of Philosophy and Theology at the University of Tampa, and is one funny guy.

Nashville Predators Power Rankings – Jan. 5, 2010

January 7, 2010 George 2 comments

NHL power rankings don’t amount to a bucket of pucks when it comes to whether or not the Nashville Predators make the playoffs, or whether they’ll ever get to hoist the Stanley Cup. Simply reading power rankings sends fans of all 30 NHL stripes reeling every week (yours truly included), furious that their team isn’t ranked higher. But despite rising blood pressure, I can’t help but read these dart-prophesied rankings on a week-to-week basis…

Sorry I’m a little bit late with these this week; I traveled back into the country, got sick, and then hit the road for DC yesterday to try to avoid the snow that didn’t happen.

This week’s rankings have the Preds dropping slightly, after a week that saw them lose red-hot Martin Erat to injury, but also saw them rebound from a 3-game skid with a 3-game streak. The comments that go along with this week’s rankings cover a broad swath of topics (including ESPN’s inability to resist snubbing Ryan Suter’s selection by Team USA to play in the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, BC – making him the third man in his family to do so – make sure you read Puck Daddy’s great interview with Suter). Personally, I’m a big fan of Alan Muir’s plea to David Poile (which makes me wonder what article Tom Callahan of the Preds broadcast team was reading or why Buddy Oakes of PredsOnTheGlass.com thinks Kovie would be a bad fit in Nashville).

Remember that TSN factors key injuries into their weekly rankings, so the 14 they gave our boys is an anomaly again this week. Nevertheless, I postulated last time that maybe the Preds were forcing the international hockey media to talk about their on-ice product instead of their off-ice woes; it appears as though I might have been right. So without further ado, here are the NHL standings as of 4:30pm EST on Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010 (remember: you can click each of these photos and open the original links):

The Nashville Predators sit (un)comfortably in the 7th spot in the Western Conference headed into tonight's action against the Carolina Hurricanes

From ESPN:

From TSN:

From Rogers Sports Net:

From The Hockey News:

From CNN/Sports Illustrated:

From SB Nation:

So there you have it, Preds fans. It’ll be interesting to see how our guys rebound from a dropping a disappointing 3-1 decision to the Calgary Flames the other night. Until next week…GO PREDS!

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Research Go?

January 7, 2010 George Leave a comment

Mary Mancini at Liberadio! whined opined blogged today about how exclusive the Tea Party movement has become, wagging her nanny-statist finger at an organization that claims to be “of the people,” but which charges $1,000 for a convention ticket in this economy – and if you can’t afford it you can send “someone better than you” (a delegate, which – yes, Mary – the Democratic Party also does).

The problem is that a Google search returns no less than 4 formal organizations, each one claiming to represent the Tea Party movement – a movement which Mary Mancini (and Rachel Maddow, mind you) want you to believe is some grass-tops fabricated ranting mob. I wonder: which one of the organizations claiming to represent the movement was Mary talking about? Or was she really talking about the movement en masse?

Now, I wasn’t born yesterday, and living inside the Beltway brings one up-close and personal with lots of well-funded organizations on both sides of the ideological spectrum that organize people for protests (see Organizing For America or the SEIU). But to pretend that John Q. Taxpayer is showing up to Tea Party protests to collect his corporate conspiracy prize, or that the people planning the Tea Party convention in Nashville this spring aren’t doing so for their own political advancement – like every other campaign operative in every party in the history of American politics – is a grotesque and deliberate distortion of the facts. And, frankly, for Mary Mancini to refer to someone else’s protest efforts as a “rant” is a huge case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Hat tip to A. C. Kleinheider for the find.